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Nov. 20, 2007 4:26 p.m. - Still crazy after all these years
Dec. 08, 2006 2:31 p.m. - No deaths this year thus far
Dec. 30, 2005 1:16 p.m. - Death List 2006
Nov. 23, 2005 12:48 p.m. - Maybe the blow-up doll kept deflating
Nov. 23, 2005 11:45 a.m. - But I didn't eat the salmon mousse
Nov. 09, 2005 3:14 p.m. - Don’t despair, not even over the fact that you don’t despair.
Jul. 14, 2005 5:36 p.m. - The List
Jun. 20, 2005 10:55 p.m. - Be nice, or I'll put you on my list for next year
Jan. 06, 2005 2:31 p.m. - Blasts from the past
Dec. 30, 2004 3:47 p.m. - 2005 Celeberity Death Pool
Dec. 27, 2004 2:56 p.m. - Terrorism forces us to make a choice. We can be afraid. Or we can look in the yellow pages.
Dec. 02, 2004 5:24 p.m. - Boo.
Sept. 18, 2004 12:25 p.m. - Warning! Construction area
Sept. 09, 2004 5:30 p.m. - I ain't neither
Sept. 08, 2004 4:05 p.m. - Schlep car
Jul. 19, 2004 12:10 p.m. - Movie villain
Jul. 14, 2004 2:37 p.m. - XXX FANTASTIC GIRLS XXX
Jul. 13, 2004 2:46 p.m. - Time traveling
Jun. 15, 2004 4:39 p.m. - Time's a-wasting? Nah, I'm just wasting time.
May. 17, 2004 3:17 p.m. - Hair mash-up
Apr. 27, 2004 3:52 p.m. - Are we having fun yet?
Apr. 24, 2004 2:25 p.m. - Halfway between the gutter and the stars
Apr. 23, 2004 3:04 p.m. - Bachelor Bob
Apr. 06, 2004 1:15 p.m. - Is it true?
Mar. 30, 2004 5:24 p.m. - If I broke my glasses on the way to my car, my life would be complete
Mar. 30, 2004 9:57 a.m. - C'mon, old people!
Mar. 29, 2004 1:48 p.m. - I'll show you a shocker
Mar. 05, 2004 10:12 a.m. - Better'n fantasy league baseball
Mar. 01, 2004 12:42 p.m. - Throw me some beads
Feb. 04, 2004 6:03 p.m. - It ain't Little Rock, but it'll do
Jan. 27, 2004 4:33 p.m. - W-O-L spells...
Jan. 26, 2004 3:25 p.m. - Fer-ner
Jan. 22, 2004 1:54 p.m. - Extremely serious anomaly
Jan. 13, 2004 3:41 p.m. - Don't girls use computers, too?
Dec. 29, 2003 3:02 p.m. - Bo-ring
Nov. 28, 2003 2:33 p.m. - Hamlet, with a side of doom
Oct. 28, 2003 9:05 p.m. - Breathe it all in
Oct. 23, 2003 6:36 p.m. - Boo!
Oct. 22, 2003 6:34 p.m. - I disappear, and nobody notices.
Sept. 22, 2003 9:52 a.m. - By the time I get to Phoenix
Sept. 17, 2003 12:09 p.m. - And I don't even have cruise control
Sept. 15, 2003 4:48 p.m. - Reality Brrr
Sept. 12, 2003 9:35 a.m. - Come take a trip on my airship...
Sept. 10, 2003 2:54 p.m. - Art sucks
Sept. 09, 2003 3:41 p.m. - Viva Las Vegas
Sept. 03, 2003 3:44 p.m. - She could spit in the eyes of fools
Aug. 26, 2003 11:00 a.m. - Non-Trekkie Semi-Fan
Jul. 03, 2003 2:00 p.m. - Ha, God! You missed me! Better luck next time!
Jul. 01, 2003 7:47 p.m. - Tuesday sucks, as well
Jun. 30, 2003 5:08 p.m. - Happy Monday to me
Jun. 25, 2003 3:40 p.m. - My, what a big mouth you have
Jun. 23, 2003 9:07 p.m. - Not only is it the last show of the tour, but it's the last show that we'll ever do.
Jun. 20, 2003 8:02 p.m. - Persephone
May. 22, 2003 9:53 a.m. - Could I have been more wrong?
May. 16, 2003 1:12 p.m. - I guess it can only get better
May. 14, 2003 4:54 p.m. - Yes, I'm too old to watch these shows. No, I don't care.
Apr. 25, 2003 4:41 p.m. - My boring Diaryland life, illustrated
Apr. 24, 2003 4:11 p.m. - No porn, no recipes. You've come to the wrong place.
Apr. 23, 2003 9:01 p.m. - She returns
Apr. 22, 2003 4:14 p.m. - Is it the shoes?
Apr. 11, 2003 9:51 a.m. - Rebels and doormen
Apr. 10, 2003 8:14 p.m. - Elton and Betty and Leviticus
Apr. 03, 2003 3:43 p.m. - The True Adventures of Rent-a-Cop
Mar. 18, 2003 8:57 p.m. - Look everybody, food.
Mar. 18, 2003 11:24 a.m. - Leggo my Eggo
Mar. 05, 2003 7:59 p.m. - Jungle Love
Feb. 27, 2003 7:43 p.m. - Fun?
Feb. 25, 2003 4:58 p.m. - Just as long as they don't fly out of anyone's butt
Feb. 21, 2003 3:52 p.m. - It's a shame about MMQC
Feb. 19, 2003 8:43 a.m. - Squeak, squeak?
Feb. 13, 2003 4:33 p.m. - I don't even like Duff beer
Feb. 11, 2003 4:35 p.m. - I don't know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die.
Feb. 03, 2003 9:37 p.m. - No more CHOC-lit DOUGH! nuts.
Feb. 03, 2003 11:07 a.m. - Gene Gene the Dancing Machine
Jan. 31, 2003 8:04 p.m. - Please don't squeeze the toilet tissue!
Jan. 24, 2003 10:13 p.m. - Holy batshit, Batman!
Jan. 17, 2003 6:49 p.m. - Sweet Jesus H. Yodeling Chr...
Jan. 15, 2003 2:37 p.m. - Pinch-pinch
Jan. 14, 2003 9:35 p.m. - Oh gosh, my steaks!
Jan. 08, 2003 3:49 p.m. - 56 and going strong!
Jan. 03, 2003 7:54 p.m. - This is NOT a porn site
Dec. 26, 2002 8:31 p.m. - Sydney
Dec. 19, 2002 4:21 p.m. - Would you like some yak with that?
Dec. 17, 2002 9:00 p.m. - But I had so many things to record!
Dec. 09, 2002 7:26 p.m. - Weekend stuff
Dec. 04, 2002 11:38 a.m. - Vanilla
Dec. 03, 2002 5:11 p.m. - Snack Haiku
Dec. 02, 2002 3:41 p.m. - Clay is not just messy--it's good for your skin, right?
Nov. 29, 2002 11:55 a.m. - Move more intelligently? Really?
Nov. 26, 2002 10:55 a.m. - It's a long waaaay to go.
Nov. 21, 2002 12:35 p.m. - Postmodern revocation of globalism
Nov. 19, 2002 8:34 p.m. - Fruit thing
Nov. 17, 2002 5:24 p.m. - Whaddya mean you've never heard of her?
Nov. 16, 2002 11:27 p.m. - Billy Jean is not my lover
Nov. 15, 2002 7:52 p.m. - But wait! There's more...
Nov. 15, 2002 10:29 a.m. - Now here's my scandal
Nov. 13, 2002 4:58 p.m. - Germs and Yoda
Nov. 12, 2002 4:29 p.m. - The prom!!
Nov. 11, 2002 4:24 p.m. - Yogurt
Nov. 06, 2002 10:14 a.m. - The losers
Nov. 05, 2002 8:35 p.m. - Help wanted? Anyone?
Oct. 29, 2002 7:58 p.m. - Perfectly fitting hosiery
Oct. 28, 2002 7:51 p.m. - Mr. Smarmy's party
Oct. 27, 2002 9:13 p.m. - I slayest me
Friday, Oct. 25, 2002 6:53 pm - My Diaryland Trading Card
Friday, Oct. 25, 2002 6:53 pm - My Diaryland Trading Card
Oct. 22, 2002 3:57 p.m. - Half-something-or-other
Oct. 21, 2002 3:48 p.m. - Which one is supposed to be the good guy?
Oct. 19, 2002 5:05 p.m. - Egyptian god of wisdom, inventor of writing, patron of scribes and the divine mediator
Oct. 18, 2002 3:34 p.m. - I could be happy the rest of my life
Oct. 17, 2002 2:15 p.m. - You're a real Arkie if...
Oct. 15, 2002 10:34 p.m. - DEEP fried
Oct. 11, 2002 4:49 p.m. - UPDATE YOUR DIARIES PEOPLE!!!!!
Oct. 10, 2002 8:54 p.m. - A clothing store for people who view puking as a pastime
Oct. 09, 2002 3:45 p.m. - Freakin' Bal'mer, dude
Oct. 07, 2002 6:34 p.m. - So sleepy
Oct. 03, 2002 6:42 a.m. - I was an artiste in a tunnel
Oct. 01, 2002 11:08 a.m. - That broom is gonna put The Sharper Image out of business
Sept. 30, 2002 3:17 p.m. - Piece of cake
Sept. 29, 2002 8:10 p.m. - Breaking radio silence
Sept. 25, 2002 2:35 p.m. - He's funny, too
Sept. 19, 2002 11:02 p.m. - We'll be right back after this short break
Sept. 18, 2002 2:22 p.m. - Watch out, Atlanta
Sept. 17, 2002 4:05 p.m. - whistles far and wee
Sept. 16, 2002 8:28 p.m. - ...
Sept. 11, 2002 9:13 p.m. - I hope she found a job while she was there...
Sept. 08, 2002 7:38 p.m. - Watch this space
Sept. 05, 2002 6:58 p.m. - Frozen creamy goodness
Sept. 03, 2002 5:24 p.m. - The Curse of the Big Gulp
Sept. 01, 2002 9:53 p.m. - I'm in the mood for...
Aug. 30, 2002 1:00 p.m. - More Bowie tests
Aug. 29, 2002 6:54 a.m. - Merry Christmas, Mr. Newton
Aug. 28, 2002 5:22 p.m. - Little lambs eat ivy
Aug. 26, 2002 9:00 p.m. - Very superstitious
Aug. 25, 2002 3:43 a.m. - Social Anxiety Party
Aug. 23, 2002 9:54 a.m. - Oh, Moses smell the roses
Aug. 22, 2002 10:54 a.m. - >(IXOYE)
Aug. 21, 2002 9:31 p.m. - Like a virgin
Aug. 20, 2002 11:13 a.m. - Orange Spawn of Sideshow Bob?
Aug. 19, 2002 12:43 p.m. - Prowler
Aug. 18, 2002 7:46 p.m. - What I Did on My Summer Vacation--Part II
Aug. 14, 2002 1:59 p.m. - What I Did on My Summer Vacation--Part I
Aug. 08, 2002 2:24 a.m. - Jiggiddy-jig
Aug. 10, 2002 4:13 p.m. - Brief communication from Area 2
Aug. 09, 2002 1:47 p.m. - Estes Park is wired
Jul. 29, 2002 11:47 p.m. - Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
Aug. 01, 2002 4:54 p.m. - Looking for shadows
Jul. 24, 2002 8:50 p.m. - Walk like a West-Nile Egyptian.
Jul. 22, 2002 9:08 p.m. - Yes, they ARE funny!
Jul. 21, 2002 7:53 p.m. - You're ok, mate
Jul. 20, 2002 12:00 p.m. - Random thoughts at noon, Saturday
Jul. 15, 2002 9:33 p.m. - Or on someone else's hips
Jul. 14, 2002 7:52 p.m. - Lucky lingerie
Jul. 12, 2002 3:20 p.m. - Friday fun for girls and boys
Jul. 10, 2002 4:31 p.m. - Without warning, and with return to Earth impossible...
Jul. 09, 2002 4:16 p.m. - 4'33" MMQC-style
Jul. 08, 2002 11:06 a.m. - Short form
Jul. 06, 2002 4:11 a.m. - Yeah.
Jul. 05, 2002 2:39 p.m. - Royally flushed
Jul. 03, 2002 10:02 p.m. - Is that a nightstick in your pocket, or...
Jul. 02, 2002 5:43 p.m. - First time for everything
Jul. 01, 2002 5:43 p.m. - The glowing pen is mighter than the...light saber?
Jul. 01, 2002 12:38 p.m. - Once a dork, always a dork
Jun. 28, 2002 10:41 a.m. - Does the floor shake when I walk, too?
Jun. 28, 2002 9:14 a.m. - I hope he likes sarcasm, 'cause I got plenty o'that!
Jun. 27, 2002 1:57 p.m. - Who needs $29,647, anyway?
Jun. 26, 2002 4:09 p.m. - But their prices are so reasonable--that's why we both shop there
Jun. 26, 2002 12:44 p.m. - If I only had a mallet to whack that mole
Jun. 25, 2002 1:33 p.m. - Stupid e-mail of the day
Jun. 24, 2002 1:38 p.m. - Raindrops keep falling
Jun. 24, 2002 12:35 p.m. - Fuzzy slippers
Jun. 23, 2002 8:27 a.m. - What's that bleepin' bleephead family doing in my dreams anyway?
Jun. 20, 2002 3:55 p.m. - Shampoo, rinse, repeat
Jun. 18, 2002 3:22 p.m. - Not one, I tell ya!
Jun. 17, 2002 8:50 p.m. - I wish I'd known him when he was alive
Jun. 17, 2002 3:11 p.m. - Does it happen on Mother's Day too?
Jun. 16, 2002 3:54 p.m. - It just hit me while I was sitting in the living room, reading a book
Jun. 16, 2002 7:23 a.m. - WARNING! This is not a porn site...
Jun. 15, 2002 5:37 p.m. - Like, that's my favorite name!
Jun. 14, 2002 1:50 p.m. - I feel a fierce paper jam coming on
Jun. 14, 2002 10:11 a.m. - Friday eat-a-thon
Jun. 12, 2002 10:29 p.m. - Working...
Jun. 12, 2002 10:22 p.m. - Diaryrings
Jun. 12, 2002 2:35 p.m. - V shows some skin
Jun. 11, 2002 8:10 p.m. - Heathen road trip
Jun. 11, 2002 11:35 a.m. - Me and Lennox Lewis
Jun. 10, 2002 11:30 a.m. - More lip adventures
Jun. 09, 2002 10:52 p.m. - Drinking and cameras don't mix
Jun. 09, 2002 8:59 a.m. - Random Sprite
Jun. 08, 2002 4:27 p.m. - Just like the white-winged dove...
Jun. 08, 2002 10:33 a.m. - Minus 7 minutes
Jun. 08, 2002 7:04 a.m. - Pink!
Jun. 07, 2002 11:18 a.m. - The sound of clopping shower shoes can only mean one thing...
Jun. 06, 2002 3:46 p.m. - B-I-G spells BIG
Jun. 04, 2002 7:36 p.m. - Porch swingin'
Jun. 03, 2002 8:55 p.m. - Dreamcatcher movie!!
Jun. 03, 2002 10:23 a.m. - Even happier Monday
Jun. 03, 2002 6:01 a.m. - This is why Monday is my favorite day of the week
Jun. 02, 2002 5:28 p.m. - Nothing going on
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